Results

Official results may or may not get published in a credible public journal (The Economist? International Herald Tribune? Cat Fancy?).  If it does, only nicknames will be published, the better to protect those who unashamedly sold their souls toward racking up Bonus Minutes and moving ahead of raw times by people who “it’s all about me” came just to run.  If you need your real name displayed in neon lights somewhere in a community that you think actually cares about your performance on the Ojai hills, you or some representative from that community can send the Two Moon Buffoon a personal e-mail, and perhaps some grace-saving translation can be proffered to soothe your ego.  Raw results, using just nicknames, will be distributed to entrants within a couple days of the event, to afford time to collate all the late hour Bonus Minute tallies.  Entrants and anyone else who may receive the raw results should not submit those results for publication in a commercial journal/magazine; the raw results are the sole ownership of the Two Moon Buffoon and the Coyote Cohorts.

Though results were made available (yesterday, 3/8, post-cutoff time) by our trusty Finish Line Fanatics and Rodeo Radio Riders, the list expected to dance onto this page needs a few days to fester/mellow/ripen, to account for bonus and boner minutes shifting raw times toward a better fantasy.  Totally, fershur, we had some world record times this past weekend.  Hold your breath until they appear here!!