Goodies and Extras

Every entrant gets a Patagonia Carry Y’all tote bag and Capilene shirt, choosing from a small assortment of colors. Newbies (and veterans paying for that option) will also receive a Patagonia jacket. Only because our Patagonia Rep – George, whom you’ll be in the care of at our Rose Valley A/S – has boundless patience with the Buffoon’s desire to hunt down more than one color choice among available inventory, you may luck out and actually have a slight choice of colors.  For you Newbies, you’ll learn too quickly the abuse of e-mail traffic from The Buffoon, and apparel options is one topic you’ll get more than one message on.  Ignore that traffic, and you’ll not only not get a choice to vote, but you’ll earn Boner Minutes, too!!  And before we pick specific apparel items and color options, you’ll also have a chance to order additional items for your support team, distant cousins and sizeable pets.

3 of more than 3 color variations

3 of more than 3 color variations

the three colors for women

the three colors for men

100M finishers earn a distinctive Coyote Two Moon belt buckle. You get one, and only one, regardless of how many times you finish the event. Should you not finish the first time, your buckle will be held in reserve until the day you do finish. Beyond the dazzlingly  spiffy stuff – our Sponsors are very generous!! – you’ll also get some other goodies in your entrant bag that surely will enthrall you and make you ever so gleeful that you decided to do Coyote Two Moon.

Two meals are included with your entry – Friday noon’s and Sunday morning’s brunch. On Friday, Boccali’s (corner of Reeve’s and 150, on your way to Thacher School) will serve up bowtie pasta and pizza (both of which they’re VERY good at making!), plus salad, plus tea and soda.  Dig into your pocket to also get their strawberry shortcake — piled high tasty and sure to have you contemplating a second helping!  The Thacher kitchen staff will satisfy your hunger on Sunday morning with eggs in a couple different forms, pancakes, fruit, muffins, bacon, coffee, tea and OJ (the latter also available mixed w/ bubbly).  Ah, to heck with the miles, I’m pounding down the food!!

Awards

Different from many other 100’s, there won’t be any “greater value” awards for high place finishers over those who consume pretty much the whole dang allotment of time. To say, the slow folks’ money doesn’t go into a pot to insure the fastest runners walk away with big boodle. However, there likely will be other award recognition in other odd performance categories, hopefully more embarrassing than pride-filling. Ask Eric Clifton about his prized dino…

Just enough testosterone, gumption and perseverance to find the Finish

Bowling!! The teams vying for PBA infamy in this Thursday’s shoot out…